Bono, Edge, Spiderman: WTF?

April 20, 2007 Comments

Oh Spiderman, how long must we sing this song?

I can't believe the news today

Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."

Oh I can't close my eyes and make it go aw-aaaaaayy...

Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed by Tony winner Julie Taymor, with U2's Bono and the Edge creating new music and lyrics for the project."

And today the millions cry....

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