Apr 5 2007Bob Clark Dies in Crash
I apologize for using the creepiest image of Bob Clark available.
Bob Clark, director of the '80s classic Porky's and perennial Christmas favorite A Christmas Story (unfortunately, also Baby Geniuses, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, and The Karate Dog) died tragically with his son Wednesday when a drunk driver steered an SUV into Clark's car. A police spokeman said Hector Velazquez-Nava, the other driver, was driving without a license in the wrong lane while under the influence, making this guy a huge asshole for several reasons. Hector had asked for the SUV for Christmas for years but had repeatedly been told he would "drive it drunk without a license into a director and his son, kid." Boy, were they ever right.
Reader Comments
1. Anon - April 5, 2007 12:17 PM
It's sad, very sad.
Is one of the kids masturbating in that picture?
2. Kill all Jews - April 5, 2007 12:32 PM
well that sucks. i guess we won't be seeing baby geniuses 3. fuck i'm gonna kill myself
3. Jeff - April 5, 2007 1:33 PM
Man- youve said some wrong stuff before but THAT ("Drunk driving without a license...") was the WRONG-EST. I laughed a little, but still...
4. d - April 5, 2007 5:13 PM
kid isnt masturbating, just scratching himself.
5. Joe Melnick - April 6, 2007 1:16 AM
Director of some good movies killed by drunk-driving illegal alien. Not a rich vein for humor, as evidenced by this post.