Adam Sandler in Movie With Jessica Biel's Boobs

April 19, 2007 Comments

So I was in the middle of thinking up one of those holy-crap-this-writes-itself bad Adam Sandler movie jokes while I was watching this trailer, and then about two minutes and eleven seconds into it I found all the blood in my body rushing away from my brain.

You all owe it to yourself to do a google image search on Jessica Biel. She makes my naughty parts tingle.

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