Adam Carolla Gets "Hammer"-ed (sigh)

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You'd be smilin' too if you'd just punched this bitch in the face. Boy did she like to talk.

The Hammer, the semi-autobiographical Adam Carolla picture premiers tonight at the Tribeca Film Festival. It doesn't yet appear to have a trailer, but if this movie includes one story about Adam Carolla's life, please let it be the time he got a friend to stick a hose up his ass and hold the water in long enough to squirt it at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru attendant while leaning over Carolla in the driver's seat.

By the way, this is obviously a glossy, Hollywood version of his life because they plucked the crap out of his unibrow. I call bullshit.