April 29, 2007 - May 5, 2007 Archives
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The Wicked Sensitive Crew The Lonely Island crew, SNL star Andy Samberg and writers Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, have a movie coming out and you can watch the teaser trailer over at Yahoo. "The Dudes" are leaders of all that is good and still relevant at SNL, every week... / Continue →
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The thetans will never find me in here! The trailer for the remake of Hairspray is out. It looks like it got remade because the (1988, John Waters) original was too tongue-in-cheek. And if Terminator 2 has taught us anything, it's that when stuff becomes self aware it's, like... / Continue →
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The LA Times has two new pics from Transformers that are pretty underwhelming, but it also contains the news that the studio is already developing a script for the sequel. I don't know about these guys. See, when I'm taking a dump, I know I've gotta be right there in the mome... / Continue →
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The long-rumored follow-up to 1988's Beetlejuice looks like it may finally be on the way, but it appears to be taking the unfortunate course of bypassing theaters and moving straight to your local Blockbuster. Since it's direct-to-video, the sequel won't likely have Tim Burton,... / Continue →
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"Don't mind the wedding ring, fellas; it's play time. Ever bedded a man who can crush walnuts with his rectum?" The Coen brothers are trying to get John Malkovich to join George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Frances McDormand in their current project, Burn After Reading. The mere th... / Continue →
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Six (6!) posters for the upcoming The Simpsons Movie have found there way ON THE INTERNET! Just a warning, ladies: you'll need more than a crinkle-cut French fry to cover my wiener. If you're going to cover me with a side order, you'll need, as I've been told by a number of ver... / Continue →
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A spy (in the loosest sense of the term) for IESB shot some footage from the set of Iron Man, giving anxious viewers the first glimpse of how the superhero will go from prone to upright, apparently shooting a scene where Iron Man has been knocked to the ground. Play it for a fr... / Continue →
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Liv Tyler has signed on to star opposite Edward Norton in Marvel Studios' new version of The Hulk as Betty Ross, the longtime love interest to Dr. Bruce Banner. When Banner later transforms into his green gamma-radiated counterpart, Ross is the one most often forced to deal wit... / Continue →
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Robin Williams puts a young couple through a series of relationship tests, surely none as grueling as this trailer, in License to Wed. Also starring Mandy Moore as the young bride-to-be and The Office's John Krasinski as Dane Cook, License to Wed utterly reinvents the genre of ... / Continue →
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"I've got to make love to the iwatchstuff.com guy soon or my vagina will explode!" The new Wedding Daze trailer's got Jason Biggs in underwear, toilet clogging jokes, and a title that wouldn't even be fresh in 1937, but Sasha Baron Cohen fiancee Isla Fisher* is still freakin' a... / Continue →
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"Okay, kid. Things are liable to get pretty intense in there. People are gonna die, heads will get blown off, I'll shout a lot; but whatever you do, don't swear. Swearing makes the baby Jesus cry." In a victory for, like, Mormons everywhere, it looks like Live Free or Die Har... / Continue →
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Brett Ratner now the most important part of any film. Just when you thought slitting those wrists was a good idea, the Rush Hour 3 trailer comes along to brighten your day! They're in France this time! You just know there's going to be singing in cars and racial stereotyping!... / Continue →
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I don't watch the show, but I can tell you this guy on the right is a douche bag. Obsessed fans of NBC's hit Heroes have a new way to obsess, as Entertainment Weekly just released their set of five Heroes covers for you to run out and buy. Each variant contains clues to the fin... / Continue →
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Somehow Seth Green and the folks at Adult Swim's Robot Chicken got the fat, hairy tube wrapped in flannel known as George Lucas to participate in a half-hour spoof of that Star War of his. The stop-motion series will feature the voices of both the creator and Luke Skywalker him... / Continue →
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Perverts at PosterWire have determined, after careful, repeated examination, that Hermione's figure has been made more curvaceous for the IMAX version of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix poster. To make it seem less creepy to have noticed, the site also mentions th... / Continue →
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(In their hands, a deck of cards was the only thing more dangerous than a gun.) Following a much-publicized anti-Semitic tirade made last July, Mel Gibson has again been caught making offensive statements, this time saying that there's talk of doing a sequel to Maverick. Gibson... / Continue →
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Using an axe gives me wood Bret Easton Ellis, esteemed author of American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, and Less Than Zero, is writing a movie adaptation of The Frog King, which will star Joseph Gordon-Levitt from 3rd Rock From the Sun, and more recently, The Lookout. Never hea... / Continue →
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Mr. Bean, as usual, doing something asinine. Director Peter Howitt and his producing partner Richard Johns are set to make a new version of the Charles Dickens classic David Copperfield that Johns claims will break the mold of mannered, reverential Dickens adaptations. "With Di... / Continue →
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Iron Man bursts onto the set of a Cheech and Chong movie. Entertainment Weekly's years of Buffy reflection issues and useless Star Wars articles (a favorite of mine being "Why Boba Fett Rules") have finally paid off, with the fluff magazine being treated to an exclusive first i... / Continue →
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Maybe if your mom cut down on the Chow Yun, she wouldn't be so fat. [Ed. Note - Sorry, it'll never happen again] /Film has a new Pirates of the Caribbean featurette, which I think is like a feature that squats to pee. You can watch it if you want, but I'm not. Nor will I watc... / Continue →
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I too have eaten cat poop for a dollar For those of us that have waited far too long for something like Fight Club, some good news: In an email message, [writer of Fight Club and Choke] Palahniuk reportedly said that production on Choke would start on May 18. Clark Gregg has b... / Continue →
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A new trailer for the hilarious-looking Superbad has been released, updating the previously released preview with raunchier, R-rated content. Like your stillborn twin sibling, this one looks a lot like the other one only with more dicks and pussies in various places. Still, it'... / Continue →
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The MTV Movie Award nomination list is out today, and everyone is covering it like it's an actual news story. You can go read all about it at whogivesashit.com. God knows I really want to hear what the people who brought us Panic at the Disco (I know it's supposed to have a... / Continue →
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Silver like your grandmama's bush. Apple's got the new full-length Fantastic Four trailer. Finally, someone made a comic book movie. I don't know what Hollywood has against comic books, I really don't. Hi-Def QuickTime Hi-Res QuickTime Med-Res QuickTime Low Res QuickTime ... / Continue →
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Disney gambles on the popularity of a cartoon rodent. Those interested in Pixar's latest effort should head to Disney's site, where nine minutes of the film have been posted. It appears Disney and Pixar have really taken a gamble with this one, daringly presenting the computer-... / Continue →
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To the delight of pretentious film snobs everywhere, Peter Greenaway has strung together another series of intricately composed shots of sex and decadence set to a minimalist score, this time covering the life of Rembrandt. Doughy-faced Martin Freeman certainly matches the plum... / Continue →
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I put this chick's vagina in a movie once, I told her it would be arty. And by "arty" I meant "awesome." In an interview with The Guardian, Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain) said his next project will be a story about Noah, that dude from the bible."Noah ... / Continue →
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I had expected the trailer to BloodRayne 2: Deliverance, Uwe Boll's piece of shit sequel to his original piece of shit, to be nearly unwatchable, but I hadn't counted on it being so thoroughly boring. I began watching with the intent to really tear into the many stupid things t... / Continue →
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The trailer for Captivity claims it's "the film they don't want you to see." What's not mentioned is that "they" refers to anyone with good taste. From the look of the trailer, a petting zoo presents a more interesting take on captivity, though I concede that the opportunity to... / Continue →
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The creator of the popular film Barbershop, Mark Brown, recently found out there's another term for a barbershop. Here's the poster. Source... / Continue →
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What I believe to be a poster for Come Drink With Me. But who can tell with their crazy symbol language? Writer/director Quentin Tarantino, having already unofficially ripped-off countless directors and styles throughout his career, has announced he will officially remake the H... / Continue →
