April 8, 2007 - April 14, 2007 Archives
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Jurassic Park III director Joe Johnston won't be returning for the fourth film, which deserves at least three frownie faces: ;-( ;-( ;-( This has sparked rumors that Steven Spielberg might be back to direct. So wait, Jurassic Park IV? What's the plot of this one, exactly... / Continue →
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It seems that the two Seinfeld vets who wrote and directed Live Free or Die, the independent film that opened on a handful of screens in New England last week, are a bit surprised to be nearly sharing a title with the soon-to-be-released Bruce Willis blockbuster. Co-Writer/Dir... / Continue →
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Christina Ricci has signed on to join Emile Hirsch as Speed, John Goodman as Pops, and Susan Sarandon as Mom in the Wachowski Brothers' live-screen adaptation of Speed Racer. Ricci will play the role of Speed's girlfriend Trixie, a girl whose slutty name betrays her prudish cha... / Continue →
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Based on the acclaimed novel by Ian McEwan, Atonement stars Keira Knightly and James McAvoy in the kind of historical romance that makes Oprah cry and heartily recommend. Recommended as a date movie; women will love the romance, men will love the war and opportunity to drug the... / Continue →
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Diggers (trailer above) has quirky characters, 20-30 somethings, death in the family, life epiphanies, a mix of memorably powerful/funny lines, and Paul Rudd. My friends, we've got ourselves the next big hipster dramedy. Source... / Continue →
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From the Hollywood Reporter, CBS has plans to bring '80s cartoon classics Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears back to television, allowing another generation of girls and gayish boys to celebrate animated rainbows and desserts. The article goes on to explain that Care Bears wi... / Continue →
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A shot has emerged of one of the Iron Man suits from the upcoming movie based on the comic. This is the armored suit first constructed by Tony Stark to escape while being held as POW, making me wonder why John McCain was held so long. You think you can be president when you can... / Continue →
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Tony Millionaire's Maakies comic is coming to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim as The Drinky Crow Show on May 13, and you can see the intro with theme music by They Might Be Giants above. Watch and remind yourself that drinking is cute, not a problem, no matter what your family say... / Continue →
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Willa Ford, apparently a pop singer, has signed on to star as Anna Nicole Smith in the inevitable upcoming biopic. One look at her nearly naked ass and you can tell she'll handle the life of our queen with the kind of quiet dignity it deserves. Source... / Continue →
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USA Today has posted the first shot of Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway in-costume for their roles as Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 in the movie remake of the Cold War sitcom Get Smart. They look fine, but there's something very unfulfilling about seeing a costume when it's just a s... / Continue →
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Speaking at the press junket for Perfect Stranger, Giovanni Ribisi revealed that he'll be playing Albert Einstein in Liliana Cavani's biopic of the famous physicist. The film will begin at the star of Einstein's relationship with his first wife, Mileva, and end at his death, ne... / Continue →
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Just Jared reports that Orlando Bloom was spotted discussing a possible role in a Superman Returns sequel with director Bryan Singer and producers Jon and Mindy Peters. If this is true, and they really were discussing a role, it begs the question of what role could possibly be ... / Continue →
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A secret tipster has told Cinemablend that Tom Hanks has officially signed on to reprise his role as Dr. Robert Langdon in the Da Vinci Code sequel, Angels & Demons. Rumor is that he will join international supermodel Gisele Bundchen in the film, proving once again that the hot... / Continue →
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Variety reports Universal has placed their faith in former Daily Show correspondent Ed Helms, giving The Office actor a shot at stardom with A Whole New Hugh. The pitch, based around three guys boosting their friend's confidence by making him appear successful, was greenlighted... / Continue →
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While Transformers may be the big blockbuster toyline-turned-movie this year, there's a sassier, brattier group of us eagerly awaiting another entry in this category. That's right, I'm talkin' 'bout Bratz. In this first poster for the live-action adaptation, we see Shifty Brat,... / Continue →
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Batman Begins and Blade scribe David Goyer has dropped his long discussed plans for The Flash in favor of a take on a DC Comics' villain prison starring comic book dandy Green Arrow. Called Super Max, the film tells the story of a wrongly-imprisoned Green Arrow fighting his way... / Continue →
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Arrested Development's Michael Cera and the fat kid who wants you to ask him about his wiener from Accepted star in Superbad, a new high school comedy that sets itself apart with a producing credit from Judd Apatow and writing credit from Seth Rogen. With all this talent, it's ... / Continue →
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The trailer for Rob Zombie's remake of John Carpenter's Halloween can be seen above or in high quality here. The way I see it, there are two ways to remake a movie: the wrong way and the way where you recreate it shot-for-shot with dogs. This is one of the two.... / Continue →
