April 1, 2007 - April 7, 2007 Archives
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Good Friday is ending up looking like a boring Friday for movie news. I'm starting to wonder if the entire crucifixion was even worth it, or if that's even what Good Friday was about. I think it is, but I'm not entirely positive. Let's face it, it's not really history, so what ... / Continue →
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If there's one way to market a movie, it's to put Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing nothing but ammo. The movie could be about Stephen Hawking and his struggle to put together a unified field theory and this would still be the best marketing ... / Continue →
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Speaking to USA Today, George Lucas revealed that Sean Connery is not yet signed for the new Indiana Jones film, that the action will be consistent with the earlier Indy films, and that the first trailer should hit theaters around Thanksgiving. Even those with dead/estranged fa... / Continue →
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As if the astoundingly brilliant IMDB summary isn't enough (a man named Mr. Smith delivers a woman's baby during a shootout, and is then called upon to protect the newborn from the army of gunmen), these shots of stars Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, and Paul Giamatti in Shoot 'Em... / Continue →
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Peter O'Toole is in final negotiations to star in the previously mentioned The Christmas Cottage, based on the Thomas Kinkade (Painter of Light) painting of the same name. The Hollywood Reporter says the veteran will play a painter based on a mentor of Kinkade (Painter of Light... / Continue →
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I apologize for using the creepiest image of Bob Clark available. Bob Clark, director of the '80s classic Porky's and perennial Christmas favorite A Christmas Story (unfortunately, also Baby Geniuses, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, and The Karate Dog) died tragically with his so... / Continue →
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Prepare the landscape button on your printer, because the quad-style posters for Spider-Man 3 have been released. And yes, that is a lens flare. Apparently there's some sort of "photo shop" where these types of awesome effects can be created. Source... / Continue →
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Since when is Zach Braff so tanned? It must now be awkward and quirky to be tanned. In other news, George Hamilton now loves The Shins. Source... / Continue →
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Warner Bros. and X-Men producer Lauren Schuler Donner have plans to bring Metal Men, yet another superhero franchise, to the screen. Robots invented by Dr. William Magnus, the Metal Men each possess the characteristics and interpreted personalities of separate metals, such as s... / Continue →
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Wise-cracking John McClane returns to fight Internet terrorists in Live Free or Die Hard, the fourth installment of the infeasible action series. Despite his age, the new trailer shows that Bruce Willis can still deliver the action and one-liners like he used to, though I will ... / Continue →
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Hey, buddy--try turning around next time! LOL! Source... / Continue →
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The Hollywood Reporter has informed me that Susan Sarandon and John Goodman are in talks to play Mom and Pops Racer in the Wachowski Brothers' adaptation of Speed Racer. If I remember correctly, Pops was a large, fatter guy while Mom was slender and fairly attractive. The casti... / Continue →
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Yes, I'm just as sick of pictures of Transformers as you are. But these ones are of fighting or squatting something, so just suck it up. The rest of the new batch are here. If you're still super-excited about seeing these, maybe you should enter this contest to determine who t... / Continue →
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Leave it to John Cusack to make me almost tolerate this sappy, feel-good bullshit. In what should be called K-Pax Jr., this kid goes around in sunglasses saying he's an alien, so a single sci-fi writer adopts him. Normally this is where I'd stop paying attention, but goddammit ... / Continue →
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If you're excited for Transformers, make sure to spend thirty seconds watching the new commercials (the other is here). It's amazing how smoothly the robots transform from their vehicle form, only bested by your father's smooth, gradual transformation from loving husband to alc... / Continue →
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I'd love to smack that smug grin off his big fat ugly face. Would you? Along with this new French poster for the latest Shrek film comes the information that there is a fourth addition to series already forming. With this news, it just keeps getting more and more likely that th... / Continue →
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The trailer to Eli Roth's Thanksgiving, the first of the fake movie trailers made to air between the Grindhouse features, has been released. Not recommended if you're in a place where viewing graphic violence, nudity, and a vagina stabbing would be considered inappropriate, suc... / Continue →
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George Hamilton will never be as good at hosting or sexual harassing co-workers. According to TMZ, The Price is Right might get a little oranger. With current PiR host Bob Barker preparing to either retire or die, CBS execs are looking for a replacement to continue the traditio... / Continue →
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Is that Robert Downey (Junior) and Gwyneth Paltrow playing Tony Stark, billionaire and part-time superhero in metal suit known as Iron Man, and his faithful assistant Virginia "Pepper" Potts? Yes! If you've never seen all the other times RDJ has worn tuxedos for various gala e... / Continue →
