Mar 27 2007Welling in for Brilliant Teen Wolf Remake?

Put a shirt on, asshole.
Dark Horizons reports that location scouting is currently underway for a remake of the '80s teen comedy Teen Wolf with a clever new spin on it: the wolf is a girl! How do they come up with this stuff?! Already set for the cast is Tom Welling of Smallville, proving Superman's greatest weakness is not kryptonite but a really shitty agent.

Reader Comments
1. Willravel - March 27, 2007 5:33 PM
I don't think it's the agent's fault that the kid — and by kid I of course mean a 30 year-old that plays a teenager — has no acting talent. I blame Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Fuckers.
2. Nagowteena - October 8, 2007 8:41 AM
-.-' god you people are rude!
I think Tom Welling is a very very good actor!
but I guess you don't know talent when you see it....GET A LIFE!!!
3. Marjorie - March 13, 2009 4:21 AM
People are rude on the Internet, Nagowteena? Say it isn't so! FYI, if you want to go on a fangirl crusade for Tom Welling , this site is a poor choice of a place to do it.
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I think this remake should feature a cameo performance of "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah." Anyone with me on this? ...Anyone?
4. kennea - May 7, 2009 12:34 AM
WAT! Theyre castin Tom Welling as Scott Howard in 1985 "Teen Wolf"? but Toms too tall, too muscular and too old to play a highschooler. Teen Wolf is supposed to be about a skrony , short, unpopular student who then inherits his dads genes and becomes a werewolf. Tom isnt Scott. u cant really compare Tom with Michael j fox. theyre both completely different. i recommend that they should cast someone else who is much smaller than Tom, and is comfortable playin basketball, like Zac Efron. And when they want to make a new "Teen Wolf Too", they can use Tom Welling cuz on the 2nd 1987 one, they cast Jason Bateman,whose more bigger than Michael. i just think tom isnt right for the role.