Welling in for Brilliant Teen Wolf Remake?

March 27, 2007 Comments

Put a shirt on, asshole.

Dark Horizons reports that location scouting is currently underway for a remake of the '80s teen comedy Teen Wolf with a clever new spin on it: the wolf is a girl! How do they come up with this stuff?! Already set for the cast is Tom Welling of Smallville, proving Superman's greatest weakness is not kryptonite but a really shitty agent.

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