March 6, 2007

Spider-Man 3 Full-Scene Madness

Last night, NBC gave Howie Mandel a brief respite from commanding women to open briefcases to provide the geek community with over seven minutes of new footage from Spider-Man 3. It opens with scenes of Peter and Mary Jane canoodling in a web and Peter and Aunt May discussing marriage and her dead husband. This is what I refer to as the "pussy section," because enjoying this section too much means you're definitely a big puss. The proper response is to roll your eyes and mutter that you hope this is building up to something exciting. Man alive, is it! The latter half of the footage, hereafter referred to as "awesome fighting section," is exactly what it sounds like, featuring a mid-air battle between Peter Parker and Harry Osborn as whatever his x-treme sports-style derivative of the Green Goblin is.

If the above link goes down, it's available at NBC.com until 9:00 PT tonight, after which it will be available for $25 as a third-generation VHS dub from a freak at a comics convention.

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