Mar 7 2007Paradise Lost: The Movie
"Sorry, dudes, you just lost paradise."
The Milton classic Paradise Lost, the epic poem about Lucifer, the temptation of Adam and Eve, their expulsion from Eden, and the high school students forced to read it, is apparently in talks to be made into a feature film. In typical Hollywood style, the whole "fall of man" bit is being largely omitted in favor of more on the sweet battle between the armies of Heaven and Hell (seriously).
Currently, Heath Ledger and Daniel Craig are the top choices for Lucifer, though Oprah is now making a run for the title with the extension of her show into 2011 and the discovery of the Oprah Toddler Slave Camps.
Reader Comments
1. Nooken - March 7, 2007 7:19 PM
Eve looks like Britney Spears in that picture (obviously more hair). A tad man-ish in the bossom area though. And are good buddy Adam apparently was swimming in a cold lake when he got the boot.
2. kat - March 9, 2007 1:53 PM
Come on, Heath Ledger can't play both the Joker AND lucifer. Let's give joker reject Paul Bettany a shot. He did that creepy Albino thing in Da Vinci so well. He'd be perfect.