When word spread that the Milos Forman film Goya's Ghosts would feature torture scenes of a nude Natalie Portman, the world cheered as we ignored the torture part and concentrated on the idea of seeing her little boobs. The scenes have turned up online, and they're nearly as disappointing as seeing my own nudity (without the tears). First off, while she's technically nude, they've cleverly obscured the parts with the bumps and slits we most look forward to. Secondly, it's apparently just a gaunt body double when you aren't seeing her face. Also, the torture aspect somehow takes something away from the sexuality of the situation. Still though...
More clips with more torture, not much more nudity, here.
I don't fully understand all the excitement surrounding Angelina Jolie's computer-animated nude scene in Beowulf. Actual pictures and video of her naked, younger, and less preachy already exist, so why the hoopla over an animated version with soulless eyes, an unidentifiable ac... / Continue →
Whether you think writer Chuck Palahniuk is a brilliant satirist or a hackie shock author, Clark Gregg's Sam Rockwell-starring adaptation of Choke is sure to draw some big attention now that Fox Searchlight bought the picture for $5 million. It probably won't reach the immense ... / Continue →
In the newfound tradition of giving out Best Screenplay-hopeful scripts for free, here's a page I've constructed of a scene from Yes Man, sure to be a contender in next year's Oscar race.
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
A man stands on the edge of a building, like how people about to com... / Continue →
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