Mar 12 2007Kinkade To Paint Movie Screens, Light
The freshly fallen snow hides the team of savage rapists within the... Christmas Cottage! Christmas 2007.
Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light™, has awed middle-America with his detailed depictions of cottages, bridges, gazebos(!), and other scenery decorated with pleasantly glowing highlights, earning his paintings a secure spot above collections of Precious Moments and Beanie Babies. Now, Lionsgate is hoping capitalize on Kinkade's immense popularity by bringing the lackluster winter scene, Christmas Cottage, to cinemas everywhere (also, above your grandma's couch). Variety mentions the film will be only partially biographic, leaving the remainder to be filled with a plot involving a snowy cabin, a wreath, a soft glow, and the Christian spirit of non-offensive mediocrity.
Reader Comments
1. Eleanor Abernathy - March 13, 2007 11:50 AM
Christmas Cottage is an investment piece, young man! It brings my living room a warm godly glow.
2. databody - March 15, 2007 11:22 PM
OH MY GOD. best movie ever?
3. LNG - April 5, 2007 1:36 AM
Thomas Kinkade was once a background painter on Ralph Bakshi's "Fire and Ice" feature.