March 9, 2007
Eddie Murphy Starring in Fantasy Island
Unless this is a jest of the devil, Eddie Murphy is set to star in Fantasy Island, a film adaptation of the Ricardo Montalban and Hervé Villechaize series most commonly noted for the small guy's famous aerial sightings, "De plane! De plane!" As contractually obligated, Murphy will be playing several roles with the help of hilarious fat suits and voices.
Now, you're probably thinking what I did: It can't be as side-splittingly funny as Norbit, the new standard for our planet's comedy. Well, think again, friends. Fantasy Island is being written by the very same writers who brought us Norbit. We may have to rethink the rapidly developing saying, "Norbit can't strike twice." It just might!
Fact-asy Island: The one change the report fails to mention is that, by definition, Eddie Murphy's Fantasy Island will be full of transvestites.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bad Dass on March 12, 2007 12:32 PM
1st!!!! I can see it don't count as much here
2. Posted by Leaker Dek on March 13, 2007 5:50 PM
The day, ove, the, Titanic: 'Was not jsut, A, rdunerday, some where about here, where we are, yes, "Hallie Berrie" "I' have two sue her name, this, bush wackker, is, reall frekkie, and yes, every one will understand this, when its said, and even, "Billey Graham" knows what this is, "Dick Tracy Hollie Grail, as well, as, Duncan Mucloud" we have all been
3. Posted by Leaker Dek on March 13, 2007 5:53 PM
as "I' sent the, first message through, as "I'w as jsut, getting ready two, bush the, send button they chop my head off, "Dunken Mucloud" knwos what this is yes the one, with the long hair, yes him yes that Duncan Muclound yes this si reall, "Miss Eddie Murffey"