Mar 19 2007Dolemite Remake With Snoop Dogg

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If the blaxploitation remake shelf at your local Blockbuster seems empty with just Samuel L. Jackson's Shaft, it's about to get some company: Dolemite, the 1975 comedy starring Rudy Ray Moore, is up for a remake. Director Bill Fishman, a possible man/fish hybrid, will helm the project and hopes to respect the original, adding, "I think there is a certain sincerity in the original that is kind of undeniable," but neglecting to mention how he'd ruin that.

Snoop Dogg, one of the black people Fishman has heard of besides Wayne Brady, is in discussions to star, though the Wayans clan is still waiting anxiously at their communal phone.

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TO: MR. BILL FISHMAN " EXECUTIVE RIGHTS OWNER TO REMAKE "
FROM : FRANK "THE NEW DOLEMITE" EDWARDS

MR. FISHMAN,

I CAN RESPECT YOUR VISION FOR THIS REMAKE BUT YOU MUST BE TRUE TO THE RE-MIX OF THIS PROJECT AND TO THE ESSENCE OF THE ORIGINAL DOLEMITE CHARACTER. ANYONE CAN DO WHAT THEY THINK IS A REMAKE BUT TO RIGHT OUT BUTCHER A CLASSIC IS FUCKED UP.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS TITLE ROLE FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS. I EVEN REWROTE AND UPDATED THREE SCENES FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIE AND WILL BE SHOOTING THEM AS AN AUDITION TAPE IN HOPES TO
PRESENT THEM TO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THIS PROJECT.
IF ANYONE CAN GET THIS PERSONAL APPEAL TO MR.R. R. MOORE AKA
DOLEMITE,WOULD YOU PLEASE.

YES,THIS CAN BE CONSIDERD A UNCONVENTIONAL MANNER OF CONTACT BUT, I 'M SURE THAT I'M THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF THE DOLEMITE CHARACTER. YOU MUST BE TRUE TO THE FLASHY DRESSIN', THE TRASH TALKIN', THE ONE LINERS,
AND ATLEASE HAVE HIM PERFORM THE SIGNIFYING MONKEY, AS I AM IN MY AUDITION TAPE.
IN MY AUDITION TAPE, I'M ALSO GIVING COMMENTARY ON HOW AND WHY I GOT INTERESTED IN THIS PROJECT. I WILL BE SHOWING MAD RESPECT TO "THE MAN HIMSELF-MR. RUDY RAY MOORE AKA DOLEMITE."

I WANT ALL TO SUPPORT ME IN MY ATTEMP TO GET THIS TITLE ROLE.
YOU MAY BE SAYING, THIS NIGGA AIN'T GOT A LEG TO WALK ON!! WHERE IS HIS PROOF, HOW CAN WE STAND BEHIND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WITHOUT ANYTHING VISUAL. WELL JUST HOLD ON,I START FILMING MY AUDITION TAPE IN SEPTEMBER OF THIS YEAR.

EVERYONE CAN REACH ME AT 219-210-3904 OR 773-768-5214
FRANK EDWARDS cuttincost@yahoo.com
1401 E. MICHIGAN BLVD APT A
MICHIGAN CITY, IN 46360

IF ANY ONE THINK THEY CAN HELP ME WITH FILMING,EDITING,PROPS,FIGHT COORDINATION-PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL!!!!!!!!

I HAVE MY OWN PEOPLE BUT I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE HELP.
WELL PEOPLE, HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME.

TO: MR. BILL FISHMAN " EXECUTIVE RIGHTS OWNER TO REMAKE "
FROM : FRANK "THE NEW DOLEMITE" EDWARDS

MR. FISHMAN,

I CAN RESPECT YOUR VISION FOR THIS REMAKE BUT YOU MUST BE TRUE TO THE RE-MIX OF THIS PROJECT AND TO THE ESSENCE OF THE ORIGINAL DOLEMITE CHARACTER. ANYONE CAN DO WHAT THEY THINK IS A REMAKE BUT TO RIGHT OUT BUTCHER A CLASSIC IS FUCKED UP.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS TITLE ROLE FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS. I EVEN REWROTE AND UPDATED THREE SCENES FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIE AND WILL BE SHOOTING THEM AS AN AUDITION TAPE IN HOPES TO
PRESENT THEM TO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THIS PROJECT.
IF ANYONE CAN GET THIS PERSONAL APPEAL TO MR.R. R. MOORE AKA
DOLEMITE,WOULD YOU PLEASE.

YES,THIS CAN BE CONSIDERD A UNCONVENTIONAL MANNER OF CONTACT BUT, I 'M SURE THAT I'M THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF THE DOLEMITE CHARACTER. YOU MUST BE TRUE TO THE FLASHY DRESSIN', THE TRASH TALKIN', THE ONE LINERS,
AND ATLEASE HAVE HIM PERFORM THE SIGNIFYING MONKEY, AS I AM IN MY AUDITION TAPE.
IN MY AUDITION TAPE, I'M ALSO GIVING COMMENTARY ON HOW AND WHY I GOT INTERESTED IN THIS PROJECT. I WILL BE SHOWING MAD RESPECT TO "THE MAN HIMSELF-MR. RUDY RAY MOORE AKA DOLEMITE."

I WANT ALL TO SUPPORT ME IN MY ATTEMP TO GET THIS TITLE ROLE.
YOU MAY BE SAYING, THIS NIGGA AIN'T GOT A LEG TO WALK ON!! WHERE IS HIS PROOF, HOW CAN WE STAND BEHIND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WITHOUT ANYTHING VISUAL. WELL JUST HOLD ON,I START FILMING MY AUDITION TAPE IN SEPTEMBER OF THIS YEAR.

EVERYONE CAN REACH ME AT 219-210-3904 OR 773-768-5214
FRANK EDWARDS cuttincost@yahoo.com
1401 E. MICHIGAN BLVD APT A
MICHIGAN CITY, IN 46360

IF ANY ONE THINK THEY CAN HELP ME WITH FILMING,EDITING,PROPS,FIGHT COORDINATION-PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL!!!!!!!!

I HAVE MY OWN PEOPLE BUT I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE HELP.
WELL PEOPLE, HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME.

TO: BILL FISHMAN
FROM" FRANK EDWARDS cuttincost@yahoo.com 219-210-3904

MR. FISHMAN

FIRSY OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR OPENING YOUR IMAGINATION TO THE REMIX OF SUCH A CLASSIC SUCH AS DOLEMITE.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU AND MR. MOORE SO THAT WE COULD TALK ABOUT YOU AUDITIONING ME FOR THE ROLE OF "DOLEMITE".
CORECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT,WHATS THIS ABOUT CASTING GARELD
BUTLER FOR THE ROLE OF DOLEMITE. WHAT,ARE YOU CRAZY!!! NO ONE AND I DO MEAN NO ONE IS GOING TO A WHITEBOY AS "DOLEMITE"!!!
IT WOULD REALLY SHOCK ME TO KNOW THAT MR. MOORE IS SUPPORTING SOMETHING AS "STUPID" AS THIS?! IF YOU WANT A HIT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVEN'T CONTACTED ME!!! WHEN THE AUDIENCE
WITNESSES ME AS THAT CHARACTER, YOU ARE GOING TO GET AN AUTOMATIC POSITIVE BUG FROM EVERYONE! YES, THERE ARE GOING TO HATERS IN THE MIST BUT, THATS TOO BE EXPECTED. JUST IMAGIN, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW COMER TO THE GAME THATS, MOST OF ALL,TALENTED,HANDSOME ASS HELL AND WHO HAS THE CHARACTER ALREADY DOWN PACT! WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!! WHY DON'T
YOU HAVE ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE CONTACT ME AS TO WHERE TO SEND MY BIO, PICTURES ETC. I'M ALSO GOING TO BE CONTACTING HYPE
WILLIAMS ON HIS REMAKE OF SUPERFLY. FROM WHAT I HEAR, HYPE
WILLIAMS IS LOOKING FOR SOME ONE THATS A BIG ACTION STAR FOR THIS PART FOR SUPERFLY. BUT GOD WORKS IN MYSERIOUS WAYS.
I'M GOING TO MAKE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME A LIL' BIT LONGER BUT, I'M
DIFFENATELY GONG TO DO MAKE IT!!!

WISHIN' YOU MUCH SUCCESS!

FRANK EDWARDS,


MR. FISHMAN,

I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AND MR. MOORE ABOUT MY AUDITIONING FOR YOUR REMAKE DOLEMITE PROJECT. ALL I NEED IS A
ADDRESS TO SEND MY AUDITION TAPE.

YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL OR YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL
cuttincost@yahoo.com or myspace.com/dolemitegg6 AND I'LL RESPOND
AS YOU WISH. THERE ARE PICTURES ON MYSPACE THAT YOU CAN VIEW
AND DETERMINE WHAT I NEED TO WORK ON. WITH ME PLAYING THE ROLE OF "DOLEMITE", AND CHARLEY MURPHY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
WILLIE GREEN,THAT WOULD BE A GREAT FIGHT SCENE. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE WATCH THE FIGHT SCENE IN THE MID 70'S HIT MOVIE
"BUCKTOWN", STARING FRED "THE HAMMER" WILLIAMSON AND PAM
GREIR. WITH A MIXTURE OF THAT FIGHT SCENE AND SOME WELL
CHORIORGRAFT MARTIAL ARTS, YOU WILL HAVE A HIT ON YOUR HANDS.

SO, WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER ME AND MY TALENT FOR THE ROLE
THAT I'M BEEN WANTING ALL OF MY LIFE. YOU STILL CAN REACH ME AT THE INFORMATION. IF YOU WANT A HIT PLEASE ALLOW ME TO AUDITION FOR THE PART.


WITH ALL RESPECT, FRANK C. EDWARDS


MR. ZIDE

MY NAME IS FRANK EDWARDS AND I AM HIGHLY INTERESTED IN AUDITIONING FOR THE TITLE ROLE OF YOUR REMAKE OF "DOLEMITE"!
WHAT I'VE COME UP WITH IS TAKING (3) SCENES FROM ORIGINAL DOLEMITE AND THE HUMAN TORNADO, UPDATED THEM, AND SHOOT THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOU. I CAN'T GET ANYONE TO TAKE ME SERIOUS BECAUSE I'M NOT NOTICED IN THE INDUSTRY. I'VE BASICLY BEEN IN PRISON ALL OF MY LIFE, AND EVEN BEEN TARGETED AS ONE OF THE LRADERS OF THE CHICAGO BASED "GANGSTER DISCIPLES" STREET GANG. MY TALENT IS GOD GIVEN WITHOUT ANY FORMAL TRANING.

ALL I AM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO CONTACT ME WITH AN ADDRESS TO SEND MY AUDITION TAPE. I CAN BE REACHED AT cuttincost@yahoo.com
OR myspace.com/dolemitegg6 THERE ARE PHOTOS ON myspace.
I ALSO CAN BE REACHED AT 269-414-9789 I RECENTLY RELOCATED.
I'M IN SOUTH BEND,INDIANA.
FRANK EDWARDS
2012 Walnut St
SOUTH BEND, INDIANA 46613
MR. ZIDE YOU WILL "NOT BE" DISAPPOINTED WITH MY TALENT.
IN ORDER TO PULLOFF A SUCCESSFUL REMAKE IN REGARDS TO
"DOLEMITE" YOU 'VE GOT TO BE TRUE TO THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
ESSENCE. AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST MR. ZIDE, I AM THE "ONLY-ONE"
THAT CAN DO THAT!!! I'M GIVING YOU "REAL-TALK". ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS A CHANCE, WILL YOU OFFER ME THAT? I'M PRAYING THAT YOU WILL.

I ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT-IDEAS FOR THE REMAKE OF THE 70'S HIT
JD'S REVENGE. PLEASE, ANYONE THAT CAN HELP ME GET IN CONTACT WITH FALLOUT ENTERTAINMENT AND OR A PRODUCER NAMED
WARREN ZIDE WOULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT HIM TO THIS COMMENT.

SIGN, THE NEW DOLEMITE


TO PRODUCERS OF "DOLEMITE REMAKE PROJECT"

WHERE CAN I AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF "DOLEMITE"?

FRANK EDWARDS 269-414-9789
2021 WALNUT ST.
SOUTH BEND, INDIANA 46613

cuttincost@yahoo.com
myspace.com/dolemitegg6

HEY OUT THERE,

YES IT'S YOUR FAVORITE UNKNOWN "THE BEST KEPT SECRET" !!!
I'M STILL TRYING TO GET SOME ONE TO ASSIST ME IN GETTING THE TITLE ROLE TO THE UP AND COMING RE-MIX OF "DOLEMITE". I CAN BE REACED @ 574-904-0649 cuttincost@yahoo.com or myspace.com/dolemitegg6
FRANK EDWARDS
2012 WALNUT ST.
SOUTH BEND,INDIANA 46613


IF YOU CAN ME PLEASE CONTACT ME "A.S.A.P."

TO: BILL FISHMAN

I AM TRYIN TO GET AN AUDITION FOR THE REMAKE OF THE 70'S HIT FILM
"DOLEMITE". I CAN BE REACHED AT 574-904-8502
OR MYSPACE.COM/DOLEMITEGG

FRANK EDWARDS

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