Mar 22 2007Cruise v. Hitler in New Film
Because Cruise will not be playing Hitler, this image makes little to no sense.
Variety reports that Tom Cruise has been cast in Bryan Singer's next film, a World War II thriller about German generals plotting to assassinate Adolph Hitler. With Cruise attempting to kill Hitler, the film will be the first to pit the absolute truths of Scientology against the evil ideologies of Nazi fascism. Does Hitler really think he can compete against the millions of years of alien technology on Scientology's side? Think again, Adolph!
Reader Comments
1. captainwalker - March 22, 2007 6:33 PM
OMFG you drew a Hitler moustache on TOm Cruise! I SPEWED COCO PUFFS ALL OVER MY LCD MONITOR YOU DOUCHEBAG!!! I THINK SOME IS LOGGED IN MY NOSE! There should be a crime against this kind of weapon grade humor - I might have died just now!!! GEE THANKS!!!
2. Willravel - March 23, 2007 2:55 AM
I figured I was the only one that figured out the mustache in the picture was copied from his hair, just like the real Hitler.
Someday, there will be a version of the Godwin argument about ignorance of the caliber of Tom Cruise. Someone will say, "That's as stupid as Tom Cruise," and an apparently clever 14 year old forum member posing as a student of adages will retort (or rather cut and paste from Wikipedia), "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of someone brining up just how stupid Tom Cruise is approaches one." Then they'll all look at porn, because:
"Everyone loves porn and no one cares about Tom Cruise." - Plato
3. randallk - March 23, 2007 1:20 PM
Bryan Singer and Tom Cruise? I'm sure they'll be very happy together. A hypo-chondriac and level IX operating Thetan who may be the reincarnation of Xenu with the ability to "heal by touch."
4. MargeAggedon - March 23, 2007 1:22 PM
The only way this movie is even marginally believable is if cruise plays hitler.