Mar 1 2007A Werewolf Woman of the SS
Rob Zombie has posted some half-naked pictures of his wife on his MySpace, showing a scene from his contribution to Grindhouse, Werewolf Women of the SS. It kind of got me wondering which aspect of a Werewolf Women of the SS would most prevent you from sleeping with her. The choices are...
a) That she's a werewolf.
b) That she's a Nazi.
c) That she's had sex with Rob Zombie.
To me, the choice is obviously C. The first two considerations can be ignored if you keep your rendezvous away from full moons and Kosher delis. There will still be the guilt that you're sleeping with a Nazi, but isn't there always some? As for having slept with Rob Zombie, there's no amount of cleaning that's washing away that sin.
See more at Mr. Zombie's MySpace.
Reader Comments
1. jaqnads - March 1, 2007 9:51 PM
first on this one too, fuckers
2. Piper - March 2, 2007 4:03 PM
Life is just one big Rob Zombie video that he is directing where his wife is starring, barely clad but not naked enough for us to get super excited, and we're just living in it.
Rob Zombie is getting a bit too many gigs as a director for me to feel comfortable about it. I mean come on, did anybody really think The Devil's Rejects was some kind of genius besides Stephen King?
And I dread the day that he releases the remake of Halloween. The only thing that can make me feel better about that is the hopes that John Carpenter is getting a big fat check.
3. lambman - March 5, 2007 12:28 AM
That's a woman? I thought it was Alexis Arquette
4. hoodslide - March 12, 2007 9:15 AM
There's a post up over at "Bedazzled!" showing what might be his source material for this one.
"Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled/2007/03/ilsa_she_wolf_o.html