March 25, 2007 - March 31, 2007 Archives
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Evan Almighty tells the story of a congressman (Steve Carell) enlisted by God to take on the role of a modern Noah, building an ark and preserving Earth's species in the forthcoming flood. If Richard Dawkins and his liberal cronies had their way, this hysterical comedy would be... / Continue →
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What I think a lot of people hate about most Hollywood movies is that they make you pick just one sexy hunk. "Why can't we have more sexy hunks in one film?" I'm often asked. I typically have no response. But now I can tell them Ocean's Thirteen gives you Brad, George, and Matt... / Continue →
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How can I get you outta that cardigan? ComingSoon has some new pictures from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. If only you had so many pictures of your dead son maybe his memory wouldn't be fading so quickly. So check it out!... / Continue →
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Did you ever wonder what the poster for High Fidelity look like if it were a garish musical? Something like this. Source... / Continue →
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It's widely known that homosexuality is like the grossest thing ever. Two men in love? Yeck! I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry proudly exploits this concept by showing two straight men forced to pretend they're gay, and it's just as hilarious as you'd expect. The best part is... / Continue →
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Though the deal isn't yet sealed, 7-Eleven has plans to dress 11 of their stores to resemble Kwik-E-Marts in a joint promotion with The Simpsons Movie, including the addition of Simpsons-inspired products like KrustyO's cereal, Buzz Cola, and Squishees. Current 7-Eleven fans ne... / Continue →
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The Hollywood Reporter announced today that Ray Winstone, Jack Nicholson's crime partner in The Departed, will be joining Cate Blanchett and Harrison Ford in the cast of the next Indiana Jones film. Though the plot is still cloaked in secrecy, sources say he will be playing Jon... / Continue →
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Tim Burton's latest, Sweeney Todd, tells the story of a seriak-killing old-fashioney barber played by Johnny Depp. Even with his murderous side, I can already tell from this first picture that I'd let him be my barber. Mainly because Mom won't let me have sideburns when she doe... / Continue →
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This isn't really an official trailer but more of a montage of clips from Normal Adolescent Behavior, an odd take on a group of teens dealing with their sexuality and friendships. Watching the teens grope at each other in these clips, I couldn't help but be reminded of my own h... / Continue →
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Put a shirt on, asshole. Dark Horizons reports that location scouting is currently underway for a remake of the '80s teen comedy Teen Wolf with a clever new spin on it: the wolf is a girl! How do they come up with this stuff?! Already set for the cast is Tom Welling of Smallvil... / Continue →
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Might Johnny Depp and Antonio Banderas be in Sin City 2? Yes, they might. In an interview, director Robert Rodriguez said Depp was interested in the Jackie Boy role that eventually went to Benecio del Toro but now may play the character of Wallace. Meanwhile, a meeting between ... / Continue →
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There's now a trailer online, above or in high quality, for the 28 Days Later sequel 28 Weeks Later. Like the toilet rim you just cleaned only to find covered in urine and pubic hair the next morning, the city of London finds itself reinfected with the deadly Rage virus just wh... / Continue →
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In the new one-sheets for Transformers, we're given intense close-ups of the lead robot characters, reminding us that there's really no reason to ever provide close-ups of expressionless robot heads. See emotionless Megatron (the bad guy) poster under the cut.... / Continue →
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BFF. Variety announced yesterday that Martin Scorsese has added Jordan Belfort's autobiography, The Wolf of Wall Street, to his list of potential projects, and guess who he wants to star as the Long Island stockbroker. That's right, ol' Leonardo DiCaprio. After Gangs of New Yor... / Continue →
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The His Dark Materials trilogy looks to join Harry Potter and Narnia in the genre of young-adult-fantasy-spectacular with its first entry, The Golden Compass. Though the effects are far from finished, what I'm told is referred to as a "sizzle reel" has shown up online, giving a... / Continue →
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Hey, dudes, here's a new trailer for Pixar's Ratatouille on the scene, so all those old Ratatouille trailers can shove it. Hurry up and watch before Randy Newman writes a stupid song for it. If the YouTube link goes down, it's on the Disney site.... / Continue →
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The tricky thing about Transformers is that they are, as their tagline proclaims, more than meets the eye. With most of these characters, you'd swear they're just a normal car, a normal jet, a normal enormous cassette player, a normal robot dinosaur, and so on, but then a few s... / Continue →
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Returning to the role of John Rambo at age 60, Stallone still has that look of utter defiance in his face. Except now, instead of facing corrupt authority, he faces the cruel effects of time on his aging flesh. Will steroid-loaded arms and a mullet wig be enough to prove he's s... / Continue →
