Feb 21 2007Resident Evil: Extinction Teaser
After the critical lambasting of the first two films, Resident Evil goes for a third with Resident Evil: Extinction. To save some of your time, movie critics, might I suggest cleverly using the word extinct in your reviews (e.g., extinct of plot, extinct of any substance, extinct of entertainment, or I wish dinosaurs weren't extinct so there would be a greater chance they could have mauled and eaten anyone associated with Resident Evil: Extinction before they had time to make it).
Reader Comments
1. Clem - February 21, 2007 9:51 AM
It's the fourth movie. 1st was Resident Evil 1. Then Resident Evil 2. Then Resident Evil 3. Now Extinction is Resident Evil 4. I feel dirty.
2. Clem - February 21, 2007 9:53 AM
Loser. You wish there was 4 movies. This is the third one. Actually I'm Clem and I have split personality.
3. Erik - February 21, 2007 10:29 AM
now, im no college graduate but I had no idea the statue of liberty was in between new york city and the washington monument, they are all a mile apart, and the whole thing is wrapped up and stuck in nevada.
4. Jeff - February 21, 2007 11:44 AM
You fool! Zombie infestations automatically cause significant landmarks to be relocated to the desert in the southwestern US!
5. IzonOsiris - February 21, 2007 3:12 PM
You guys have never been to Vegas, have you? And that's not the Washington Monument, it's the obelisk next to Luxor.
6. me - February 21, 2007 4:16 PM
You're all wrong. It's a Mad Max remake and it's in Australia.
7. case thompson - February 21, 2007 8:25 PM
there were four resident evil movies: "ultraviolet" was the third one.
this "mad max"-esque tribute has a little "con air" thrown in for good measure.
8. Jo - February 21, 2007 10:05 PM
I actually love these movies..... ultraviolet? thats was charlize theron in an mtv spin off!
1. was the underground experiments gone mad
2. was above ground when she has to face her ex b-f
and 3 when the whole world screwed
i love milla..i hope the franchise then moves to an alien planet and so on and so on...
9. jacknasty - February 21, 2007 11:09 PM
And for some reason, I still completely buy this coming from Mila...I just like her, and you can usually get stoned and enjoy her rediculous action movies.
10. Joe - February 22, 2007 9:32 AM
#8 - you're mistaken. Charlize Theron's terrible movie was Aeon Flux. And as for Ultra Violet, that piece of shit wasn't a Resident Evil movie -- it was crap all on its own.
11. masquerade - February 22, 2007 8:22 PM
Phew. I'm glad that someone said Mad Max right away. I'm just surprised (after the second RE) that this one isn't a straight-to-DVD release.
12. Bob joe - March 23, 2007 9:57 AM
You,who ever you people are, are fools. Big Babushkas. I would see the 4th the 5th and even the 6th Resident Evil movie that comes out. It shall never get old for me. I love their games and I like their moveis. I will no dout be waching extinction when it comes out.!!!