Feb 28 2007Next Weekend at Bernie's
If you remember Weekend at Bernie's, you'll recall wasting your time and money watching a couple of retards move their boss's corpse around for a weekend of physical comedy. As a warning, some jerks are about to try to get you to repeat the process by watching Next Weekend at Bernie's, which is exactly the same as Weekend at Bernie's save for two differences:
1. Instead of the beach house of the original, Bernie invites the two guys to his ski lodge, meaning we'll probably be seeing a skiing corpse at least once.
2. This time I know Bernie's dead, so these two guys are not going to fool me again by putting sunglasses on him and leaning him against something.
NOTE: No, you didn't imagine the box office flop Weekend at Bernie's II. This is in addition to that.
Reader Comments
1. Praz - February 28, 2007 5:22 PM
I suppose this will be followed by by "Weekend After Next at Bernie's." Hey, if it worked for Ice Cube... wait, isn't Bernie just a dessicated corpse by now? Hell, it's been decades!
2. Groonk - February 28, 2007 8:10 PM
what? WHAT!?
you can't see me but i'm plucking out my eyeballs as i type. that way, i'll never be offended again.
one to go.
3. Graham - May 29, 2007 7:58 AM
How can you dismiss weekend at bernies like that, its a very funny film. go away and eat some more fried cheese!
4. Ryan - October 7, 2007 2:20 AM
If you cant enjoy weekend at bernie's, honestly, you take everything too seriously.