Grindhouse Theater Banner

February 22, 2007 Comments

I'm so enamored with Grindhouse that even this simple banner excites me with its perfect blend of hotties and badasses. It has usurped both Fleshlight banner ad of cartoon guy saying "feels just like a real p****!" and college douchebag's Budweiser banner in his living room as my favorite banner, something we all swore would never happen.

Click the image to make it full size for detailed viewing. I promise it won't redirect you to the Fleshlight page.

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