Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer TV Spot

February 28, 2007 Comments

If seeing Oscar Sunday night left you hungry for more shiny, muscular, nearly naked men, just watch this new spot for Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer, starring just such a specimen, then have yourself a long, cool shower and get back to bed with your wife, never speaking of these events again.

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