February 1, 2007
Delta Farce Trail-R(-Done)
I've been following Delta Farce with the same sick pleasure people take in following Paris Hilton and her ilk, watching in disgust while feeling better about myself. So, for me, finally seeing the trailer to this shitstorm was the equivalent of the Hilton exposed tapes (but slightly less disgusting).
From what I can determine, Army Reserves DJ Qualls (Road Trip), Bill Engvall (Blue Collar Comedy Tour/Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again), and Larry (Cable Guy), on their way to duty in Iraq, are accidentally dropped in Mexico. Since their hatred of Mexicans is nearly equivalent to their hatred of Arabs, they decide to go ahead and make war with them anyway. Then L. Cable Guy says "Git-R-Done," destroying any possibility of creating a semi-legitimate narrative in favor of reminding us of a played-out catchphrase.
The "comedy" also features the guy from Spy Kids who I always think is Edward James Olmos. I call him Edward James Almost.
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Comments
1. Posted by RTD11836 on February 1, 2007 2:27 PM
Edward James Almost????
The actors name is Danny Trejo. How do you run a site like this and not know that?
2. Posted by BooHoo on February 1, 2007 8:46 PM
bcause only freaks like you know that
3. Posted by tim on February 2, 2007 9:39 AM
wahoo. you show him. ignorance is hip and happening. yeah. wee.
4. Posted by Turel Darcloak on February 2, 2007 8:43 PM
Man, that Edward James Almost thing is among the funniest things I've read on this site since I started visiting! Keep it up.
5. Posted by Bill Clinton on February 4, 2007 9:55 PM
Edward James Olmos? Idiot. The movie looks funny.
6. Posted by Praz on February 7, 2007 2:44 PM
The terrorists win.
7. Posted by Neil on February 16, 2007 7:21 AM
..this is why the rest of the world hates America.
(P.S. I'm going to randomly repeat this quote from time to time)