February 25, 2007 - March 3, 2007 Archives
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Thesbian Nicolas Cage was recently kind enough to provide the world with an interview regarding the sequel to National Treasure, which is currently being scripted. When asked, "Is it about Abraham Lincoln?", a commonly asked question, Cage replied: Yeah, Abraham Lincoln and co... / Continue →
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With just a couple months left until the big release, Sony has released some new Spider-Man 3 artwork. They're worried that with all the other posters and trailers and crap out there, we might somehow not understand that this black shit covers him and gives him a new suit. So t... / Continue →
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While American animation continues to stagnate in the world of Shrek sequels, the Japanese are reinventing my nightmares with strange, surreal imagery and terrifying mutations, as seen in this trailer for Paprika. I don't know how to explain what it looks like except by saying ... / Continue →
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A large headpiece is frequently compensation for other inadequacies. There has been a lot of Internet rumor and speculation about whether Galactus, devourer of worlds and the occasional Cheesy Gordita Crunch (when available), will appear in The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silve... / Continue →
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ABC has announced that they are developing the popular "Caveman" series of Geico Auto Insurance commercials into a half-hour comedy project, or, if you prefer, a thinly-disguised infomercial series. The ads have gathered a following for their jokes about prehistoric men fightin... / Continue →
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Danny Boyle, director of 28 Days Later and the upcoming Sunshine, has announced his next project to be Ponte Tower, a thriller set entirely within South Africa's massive skyscraper of the same name. The 54-story cylindrical tower once stood as a powerful phallus of white afflue... / Continue →
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Rob Zombie has posted some half-naked pictures of his wife on his MySpace, showing a scene from his contribution to Grindhouse, Werewolf Women of the SS. It kind of got me wondering which aspect of a Werewolf Women of the SS would most prevent you from sleeping with her. The ch... / Continue →
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Even on horses, the Persian in the middle is said to be "riding bitch." Following rumor that a movie based on the video game Prince of Persia is being developed, supposed concept art has now been released, depicting how Disney would like the film to look. That look is apparentl... / Continue →
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Elisha Cuthbert as a busty Han Solo. This sexy new poster for the Elisha Cuthbert's horror Captivity gives an all new meaning to "putting 'em on the glass." Unless you already considered "'em" to be breasts, then it's the same meaning of smushing breasts against glass. Source... / Continue →
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According to Slash Film, the DVD cover art for Borat, coming out this Tuesday, is designed to give the impression of a pirated bootleg, an added reminder of the poverty level and criminality of the people mocked within. Apparently there is not a word of english on the packagin... / Continue →
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If seeing Oscar Sunday night left you hungry for more shiny, muscular, nearly naked men, just watch this new spot for Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer, starring just such a specimen, then have yourself a long, cool shower and get back to bed with your wife, never spe... / Continue →
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If you remember Weekend at Bernie's, you'll recall wasting your time and money watching a couple of retards move their boss's corpse around for a weekend of physical comedy. As a warning, some jerks are about to try to get you to repeat the process by watching Next Weekend at B... / Continue →
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According to IGN, Paramound may be near signing the leads for JJ Abram's Star Trek XI. The report claims Matt Damon, long-rumored for the part, will take on the role of Kirk, with Adrien Brody and Gary Sinise filling in the roles of Spock and Bones respectively. If they can ac... / Continue →
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above: Scientist Charles Darwin, whose life's work would later be disproven by Christian myth. Variety has announced that a biopic of Charles Darwin, based on the biography Annie's Box by the scientist's great-great-grandson Randall Keynes, is being planned. The film is being w... / Continue →
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Bruce Willis delivers his look of utter disapproval towards Internet-based terrorism in the new poster for Live Free or Die Hard, which is apparently also being called Die Hard 4.0. The intensity in his eyes says "I'm still a bad ass," but the scabs on his face say "I'm also a... / Continue →
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In the astronomy world, our solar system is often thought of as a big family. The sun, though the largest and strongest force in the system, is referred to as "the son" simply because its name necessitates it. Mercury is a robot boy name Mercury. The rest of the planets are ex-... / Continue →
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In a case of cinematic yellow fever, it's been announced that Leonardo DiCaprio will follow up his role in big Oscar winner The Departed with another Honk Kong remake, the thriller Confessions of Pain. "Pain" follows two close friends, one a police detective and the other a pr... / Continue →
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From the people who brought you Stella, The State, and Wet Hot American Summer comes The Ten, composed of ten stories, each based on one of the ten commandments. Directed by David Wain from a script by Wain & Ken Marino and Moses & God, two classic writing teams have joined for... / Continue →
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Rob Zombie has released the first shot of Michael Myers from his upcoming take on Halloween. Judging by the hair, I'd say the classic William Shatner mask from the original has been replaced by a Da Vinci Code-era Tom Hanks mask, an undoubtedly scarier guise. Source... / Continue →
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In Skinwalkers, two rival werewolf families war over a boy and his mother. If that isn't stupid enough, the trailer wasn't able to convince me anyone actually turned into a wolf. The werewolf fights were composed of driving motorcycles and shooting at each other. In fact, it ma... / Continue →
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Everyone's seen the movie, watched the television show, or read the story about that couple whose car breaks down while on a trip, forcing them to stay for the night in a strange hotel or creepy mansion where they encounter dangerous circumstances they never could have expected... / Continue →
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The New York Comic Con not only brought attendants their first look at a new Hostel: Part II poster, it brought many of them a first look at exposed breasts. See boobs under the cut.... / Continue →
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Last night, Hollywood held the most lavish employee of the year ceremony known to man, calling it "The Oscars." The results of their categorical awarding were as follows, accompanied by my recommended nickname(s) to use when congratulating the winner. Best motion picture of th... / Continue →
