Sunshine Trailer

January 18, 2007 Comments

Hey, kids, it's Danny Boyle's Sunshine trailer!

Summary: The sun proves itself an unreliable son-of-a-bitch by deciding to burn out, and just when we were finally deciding solar energy was "maybe something to explore if we can make it oilier." Cillian Murphy & friends fly out to try to re-ignite it somehow. As usual, some drunk idiot tries pouring beer on it, assuming the alcohol will get things burning again. The sun ends up too wet to re-light.

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