There was once a time when you could masturbate to pornographic lady-pictures without knowing who they were, just that they wanted their pink pussies pounded by your throbbing man member. Now, we expect a certain notoriety to our self-pleasure subjects...

I don't know what I was expecting, but somehow this first image from Alien Versus Predator 2, while maintaining a strict adherance to the concept, is also utterly pathetic. Maybe it's that the Alien is hanging like an enamored...

Golden Globes coverage in progress! It's like a big dumb prom with trinkets! See uninformed opinions below cut!...

According to this article, Flash Gordon will be the latest obsolete view of the future remade into a Sci Fi series, much to the delight of a small set of freaks at a comic convention and depression-era child time-travelers....

Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder, continues where Dodgeball left off in the burgeoning Frat-Pack-Members-Playing-Silly-Sports-For-Keeps genre. The trailer for the film is now available, finally pairing one of comedy's most talented improvisational performers with that buck-toothed...

There was a commercial once about a young guy going for his first job interview. He bought a new suit, and was sitting on a bench to prepare himself, when he realized--ut-oh--the paint on the bench was wet! His...

The first promo images from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End have been released, succeeding in both exciting me about the film and scaring the shit out of Scooby and Shaggy. More and larger around here....

To the delight of fans of musical theatre and ABBA, which I assume share largely the same audience, the stage musical Mamma Mia! will soon be headed to the screen with Meryl Streep in the role of the mamma (mia)....