Q: How is best to advertise the movie The Mutant Chronicles? A: With a mutant. Specifically, an arm that's been mutated into a sharp blade, suitable for impaling helmets, stabbing non-mutants, and mutant fondues. At least I think that's...

There was once a time when you could masturbate to pornographic lady-pictures without knowing who they were, just that they wanted their pink pussies pounded by your throbbing man member. Now, we expect a certain notoriety to our self-pleasure subjects...

I don't know what I was expecting, but somehow this first image from Alien Versus Predator 2, while maintaining a strict adherance to the concept, is also utterly pathetic. Maybe it's that the Alien is hanging like an enamored...

Golden Globes coverage in progress! It's like a big dumb prom with trinkets! See uninformed opinions below cut!...

According to this article, Flash Gordon will be the latest obsolete view of the future remade into a Sci Fi series, much to the delight of a small set of freaks at a comic convention and depression-era child time-travelers....

Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder, continues where Dodgeball left off in the burgeoning Frat-Pack-Members-Playing-Silly-Sports-For-Keeps genre. The trailer for the film is now available, finally pairing one of comedy's most talented improvisational performers with that buck-toothed...

There was a commercial once about a young guy going for his first job interview. He bought a new suit, and was sitting on a bench to prepare himself, when he realized--ut-oh--the paint on the bench was wet! His...

The first promo images from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End have been released, succeeding in both exciting me about the film and scaring the shit out of Scooby and Shaggy. More and larger around here....