January 17, 2007
Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson
There was once a time when you could masturbate to pornographic lady-pictures without knowing who they were, just that they wanted their pink pussies pounded by your throbbing man member. Now, we expect a certain notoriety to our self-pleasure subjects before we'll relinquish our seed, giving rise to such stars as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and, for a certain class of person, Wifey.
Bored with names, measurements, and favorite places to have a dildo shoved, we now demand even more personal information on the cum sluts, giving Jenna Jameson the impression that we want a movie about her actual life, sans gang bangs. In a recent interview with FHM, the "star" went further, saying she'd have Scarlett Johansson playing her.
Is this an unfounded rumor that will never turn up to be anything? Probably, but at least it's one you can masturbate to.
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Comments
1. Posted by edb87 on January 17, 2007 10:25 PM
Should this actually happen, many will be removed from theaters for public indecency.
2. Posted by anthony kingdom james on January 31, 2007 4:41 AM
dude... did you just call me "a certain type of person"? not cool. LOL.