Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson
There was once a time when you could masturbate to pornographic lady-pictures without knowing who they were, just that they wanted their pink pussies pounded by your throbbing man member. Now, we expect a certain notoriety to our self-pleasure subjects before we'll relinquish our seed, giving rise to such stars as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and, for a certain class of person, Wifey.
Bored with names, measurements, and favorite places to have a dildo shoved, we now demand even more personal information on the cum sluts, giving Jenna Jameson the impression that we want a movie about her actual life, sans gang bangs. In a recent interview with FHM, the "star" went further, saying she'd have Scarlett Johansson playing her.
Is this an unfounded rumor that will never turn up to be anything? Probably, but at least it's one you can masturbate to.
