Black Snake Moan Poster
You may think this image of Samuel L. Jackson holding a thick chain, looming over a half-naked Christina Ricci, is offensive. That's probably because you're thinking that she's chained up like a she-slave. Look closer, my friend, and you'll see that's not the case--she's willingly subservient without being chained up. The moral here is that sometimes just the threat of chaining a woman up is enough to shut her up. But sometimes it won't be, so make sure you're prepared to actually chain her up, or at least come up with a good excuse for why you can't do it right then.
Here's the new poster for Catching Fire, the second film in The Hunger Games saga. Have a look at the full image below, and see if you can spy where Lenny Kravitz is hiding in the scenery.... / Continue →
See how Superman flies like sort of a dope, and Lars von Trier is as subtle as ever, with some new posters for the summer's hottest blockbusters, Man of Steel and Nymphomaniac. Word of warning, though: the Nymphomaniac poster might be NSFW. It depends on your workplace's policy... / Continue →
Despite their aggressive, nonstop marketing effort and the fact this Star Trek sequel is going to make a ton of money no matter what, Paramount remains worried no one is coming to see Star Trek Into Darkness, and they're going to look stupid in front of Benedict Cumberbatch. So... / Continue →
