Jan 9 2007Best Parts of Wicker Man
Seeing that Nic Cage's The Wicker Man didn't perform so well at the box office, someone has done the courtesy of piecing together what they consider the best scenes from the movie for your viewing enjoyment, saving you the trouble of trying to watch the actual film. I wouldn't have bothered, except it turned out all the best parts involve Cage stealing bikes, screaming, punching women, wearing a bear costume, and punching women while wearing a bear costume, which makes it strangely worthwhile.

Reader Comments
1. FernLaplante - January 9, 2007 5:53 PM
Nic Cage is possible one of the worst actors in history "How'd it get burned?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOWDITGETBURNED!!!!"
"Ugh the bees! Not the bees! My eyes. MY EYES!"
Dear lord! Stop hiring him.