January 28, 2007 - February 3, 2007 Archives
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Trailers for Judd Apatow's new comedy Knocked Up are online, with the international above and the domestic here. I prefer the international because it says F-words. Knocked Up Fact: Abortion kills the premise for this movie nearly as quickly as it kills a developing fetus jus... / Continue →
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A dog flying looks a lot like a dog lying on a floor with some buildings painted on it. More here, but why?... / Continue →
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I've been following Delta Farce with the same sick pleasure people take in following Paris Hilton and her ilk, watching in disgust while feeling better about myself. So, for me, finally seeing the trailer to this shitstorm was the equivalent of the Hilton exposed tapes (but sli... / Continue →
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Don't tell, but you can watch Dead or Alive in its entirety on Google Video (until it's removed). Finally someone has the sense to put scantily clad women on the Internet. Seriously though, there's no reason to watch this.... / Continue →
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We may now look at Tom Hanks as one the greatest actor's of all time, mocking foreigners (The Terminal), the retarded (Forrest Gump), and pathetic middle-aged singles (You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle) with an unbiased, unmatched skill, but he wasn't always America's golden... / Continue →
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Ain't It Cool News again asks the question of coolness towards three new posters for Seth Rogen's first starring picture, Knocked Up. Above is the international version, with the domestics here and here. Lemme tell ya, I haven't seen this much sperm on a poster since all those ... / Continue →
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Just when I thought Bachelor Party 2 was the worst sequel of the month, a new contender arises. A third Meet the Parents movie is being made?! How did they sneak this one past me (and sensibility)?! Though I didn't see a synopsis, I'd say it's safe to assume the trilogy closes wi... / Continue →
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In the poster for I Think I Love My Wife, Chris Rock sneaks the hand gesture for "I have a penis the circumference of a crockpot" past the censors. Also, he's pretending to be a skinny Steve Harvey. I Think I Love My Fact: The tagline, "In marriage, no one can hear you scream,... / Continue →
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Since when is a hillbilly in the army, or, more specifically, a "Redneck Rambo"... 1.) anomalous? 2.) funny? This entire production fills me with rage. Source... / Continue →
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If you're willing to brave the MTV's hi-fi website, you can see the teaser trailer for Penelope, a cute fairytale about a girl born with a pig face. I just hope it doesn't give any actual girls with pig faces false hopes. Ladies, you are ugly and should be kept in cages. Sourc... / Continue →
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If there's one thing to enjoy about the Rush Hour 3 trailer, it's that Chris Tucker was paid 25 million dollars to act like a drunk castrate.... / Continue →
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Let the 2 seconds of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 footage mixed into this 30-second clip be your excuse for enjoying the adolescent eye candy of The Disney Channel.... / Continue →
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From Latino Review comes the poster for Will Ferrell's latest vehicle, Blades of Glory. It's not actual mechanics of the slogan "Kick Some Ice" that bothers me so much (though, believe me, it does bother me how little "ice" resembles "ass"), more that it's just so vaguely relev... / Continue →
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Watching the trailer for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters is the only way to prove your hipster nature goes beyond tight pants and poorly-animated cable television--into the realm of poorly-animated cable television movies! More information available at ... / Continue →
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What I like about the poster for Smiley Face, starring girl from Scary Movies, Jim from The Office, and guy from The OC, is that somehow, with such minimal text, it's able to subtly hint at the theme of the movie. If this theme interests you, you can watch the trailer here. Or... / Continue →
