January 21, 2007 - January 27, 2007 Archives
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The communists over at Kino-Express have acquired some new stills from The Simpsons Movie. This one is a cute self-referential political cartoon wherein Homer (representing Matt Groening et al.) happily prepares to beat Bart (The Simpsons franchise) with a hammer (a metaphorica... / Continue →
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TV Series Finale reports there may be a new Muppet series in the works depending on the success of a pilot being passed around Disney right now. The pilot is a mockumentary-style mini-series that follows the Muppets as they struggle to assemble a new show after moving on with the... / Continue →
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Luc Besson breaks new ground in his filmmaking with Angel-A, a movie about a schlub who finds a tall, strikingly beautiful but supernatural woman to accompany him on his exploits. If you remember his sci-fi adventure The Fifth Element, this is the same thing but exchanging sci-... / Continue →
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While typing random ambitions of mine into my browser address bar and discovering that there is no ArmWrestleJesus.com, I found that there is a BecomeGhostRider.com. The site is an ill-conceived promotional tool for Ghost Rider wherein those with webcams can make it look like t... / Continue →
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We've known for a while that work was being done on a live-action/CGI Alvin and the Chipmunks movie (though no one knew why), but a new development has arrived with the announcement of director Tim Hill, director of Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties. Hill is a good choice for sever... / Continue →
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Yahoo! has a hilarious clip from Norbit online that's sure to be the talk of the Internet. Get this: Norbit (Eddie Murphy playing Napoleon Dynamite) has got this really fat girlfriend (Eddie Murphy in fat suit), and she's so fat that her big fat boobs smoosh against the steerin... / Continue →
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As part of the spectacle that will be Grindhouse, Tarantino and Rodriguez have collected a group of directors to make trailers for made-up movies to go between features. This shot from Rob Zombie's Werewolf Women of the S.S. reminds us that, besides the atrocities against human... / Continue →
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Despite my misgivings about the kinetic hipness of Smokin' Aces, I really like the retro look of this poster. And I love any design that intentionally leads the eye directly to Jeremy Piven's cock. Source... / Continue →
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The Oscar nominations were released today and it's taken me this long to post them? I'd better have a good excuse. I DO! Using sophisticated analysis, I've determined the surefire predictors, and I'm passing on to you the most accurate list available of who will take home the awa... / Continue →
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This may be what we call "old shit," but someone pointed out to me that the official Spider-Man 3 site has some possibly new pictures in the wallpapers section that I hadn't yet seen, showing off the new costumes and such. The above is James Franco, as Harry Osborn, taking over... / Continue →
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One of the more amazing things about video technology today is that, even in a home setting, we're able to examine video frame by frame to find any secrets it may hold. With the Internet, it's now even possible to share these findings with a larger audience than even the bigges... / Continue →
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In An American Crime, Catherine Keener agrees to watch the children of another couple while they're away, only to end up torturing those children. It's like Who's the Boss, only Keener uses neglect and physical abuse instead of old baseball anecdotes.... / Continue →
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Call me crazy, but with this odd hairstyle and his head and neck growing disproportionately large for his frame, this Harry Potter guy is starting to look like a real asshole. Source... / Continue →
