Dec 11 2006Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer #2
In this latest adaptation of the comics, goofy cartoon characters are made to seem dark with the use of shadow, all the while sprinkled with dated teenage expressions, to create an unconvincing toy commercial. From the looks of this trailer, rather than battling their typical adversary, Shredder, the turtles will pit their nubile reptilian bodies against a race of alien monsters attacking Earth. I'd think it were stupid had I not already decided to forgo any rational thought when I accepted that a green ooze transformed pet turtles into a band of ninja teenagers.

Reader Comments
1. dataBody - December 13, 2006 1:06 AM
omg, whyyy? is nothing sacred? the only thing that'll save this piece of shit is a vanilla ice cameo.