Dec 11 2006Primeval Trailer

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The trailer for the action-horror Primeval tried to get me interested in a movie starring Orlando Jones by loosely defining a crocodile as a serial killer. A crocodile isn't a serial killer for the same reason Michael Jackson isn't (legally) a serial molester: they're both acting entirely on savage instinct and neither are human.

Primeval Fact: Orlando Jones will respond to "Orlando Bloom" or "7-Up" if you seem like you might pay him something.

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1. Praz - December 11, 2006 1:58 PM

This follows the traditional formula of "giant versions of animals eat people" movies: never show the damn monster. Are you sure this movie isn't going straight to the Sci-Fi channel?

2. Proteon - December 11, 2006 4:56 PM

Man he sure has alot of eyeliner on.

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