December 11, 2006
Primeval Trailer
The trailer for the action-horror Primeval tried to get me interested in a movie starring Orlando Jones by loosely defining a crocodile as a serial killer. A crocodile isn't a serial killer for the same reason Michael Jackson isn't (legally) a serial molester: they're both acting entirely on savage instinct and neither are human.
Primeval Fact: Orlando Jones will respond to "Orlando Bloom" or "7-Up" if you seem like you might pay him something.
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Comments
1. Posted by Praz on December 11, 2006 1:58 PM
This follows the traditional formula of "giant versions of animals eat people" movies: never show the damn monster. Are you sure this movie isn't going straight to the Sci-Fi channel?
2. Posted by Proteon on December 11, 2006 4:56 PM
Man he sure has alot of eyeliner on.
Youtube link for those who know Apple sucks.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mdx0cs_qvs