Dec 19 2006Mr. Magorium Has Shitty Wonders

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Sorry for the short absence, but my family demanded my presence for an early holiday visit and I forgot my obligations of inconsequential movie news with unfunny commentary.

New shots from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium reveal that Mr. Magorium's "wonders" are actually mundane objects, such as crayons, poorly-fashioned wooden houses, sticks and an abacus, that have simply been rainbow colored. You can decide if it's that he's deceived us into thinking they're actual wonders or the hot filly he's got behind the counter that's causing Mr. Magorium's smug asshole grin.

More shots, including a Bateman, over here.

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1. Darth Dingleberry - December 19, 2006 7:52 PM

"I forgot my obligations of inconsequential movie news with unfunny commentary."


yay....you did read my reply! I feel so speecciiaaalllll and now life has meaning!

*does a happy dance

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