Ocean's 13 is the latest film to follow the hallowed Hollywood philosophy, "Even if it didn't start as a trilogy, it sure will be after we make a third one." In this installment, the Ocean boys prove they don't...

When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer came out without stars' names attached, I assumed the voices would largely be provided by voice of Cheerios Bee, older brother from Boy Meets World, Mark Hamil, etc. As it turns out,...

The trailer for Transformers looks like every other Michael Bay movie, except with transforming robots. It did, however, give me a good idea for a porno version. Transboners tells the story of a team of alien dildos that have...

The hokey, ridiculously present soundtrack combined with unnecessary title cards makes me think this John Travolta/Tim Allen/William H. Macy/Martin Lawrence vehicle is actually some kind of mash-up trailer mixing dubbed footage from Easy Rider with footage from Be Cool,...

The first half of the trailer focuses on how Nancy Drew is obnoxiously proficient at every skill imaginable, while the second half concentrates on her varying popularity among boys and female social groups and her attempted assassination by explosive...

In Fast Track, Zach Braff struggles through family and co-worker comedy well covered in sterling films like Meet the Parents and Anger Management. Even though we see the triumphant return of Grodin here, as well as the best take...

If Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj wasn't evidence enough that Kal Penn was on the sad path of making the kind of party movies that haven't been seen since the '80s, this poster for Under New Management should...

Sorry for the short absence, but my family demanded my presence for an early holiday visit and I forgot my obligations of inconsequential movie news with unfunny commentary. New shots from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium reveal that Mr. Magorium's...