Dec 8 2006Final 300 Trailer
The final trailer for 300 has hit the "net," more slow-motiony than ever. And seeing Spartan warriors move across your screen with the same velocity as Grandma petting her cat(s) really helps you realize, man, those guys had some gay outfits. I know your society was built on a foundation of homosexual pedophilia, but come on, you're going into battle. How about putting some pants on?
Reader Comments
1. Daldianus - December 8, 2006 3:19 PM
Haha, I so love your sarcastic comments! :)
2. Shane - December 8, 2006 4:56 PM
Meh. If you have issue with their outfits, take it up with Frank Miller who created the graphic novel the movie is based on. Personally, I can't wait to see this movie due to--what looks like--amazing cinematography and art direction.
http://www.solaceincinema.com/2006/10/04/300-comic-to-screen-comparison/
3. edb87 - December 8, 2006 5:12 PM
Holy crap, this movie looks awesome. I'm a sucker for big fight scenes but the artsy look of it is nothing short of amazing.
4. CipherFools - December 11, 2006 12:36 PM
Women can look at and appreciate the beauty of other women's bodies all day long and not feel threatened about their sexuality, so what's your problem? do you feel a little attracted or something? Is your sense of masculinity so shaky that you can't admire a way a another man looks and not feel self-disgust?
5. Praz - December 11, 2006 1:52 PM
#4 - iwatchstuff guy is right. women's bodies are beautiful, men's bodies are hairy and gross. thank you, end of discussion.
6. confetka616 - December 13, 2006 10:43 PM
Actually, "gay" would be if they were wearing thongs. Thongs are gay (on men), because men in thongs could only be sexy on/for gay men. As far as i (and the rest of the sexually active female population) am (are) concerned, they can slow-mo this scene to one byte per minute, and replay it the entire length of the movie, and i think i'd be ok. Just ok. If they were virtual or could come out of the screen, i'd be better.