Chris Rock Thinks He Loves His Wife
Chris Rock has remade the French drama Chloe/Love in the Afternoon as a lame mainstream comedy in I Think I Love My Wife, and the trailer is now available at the official site. Rock thinks he loves his wife, but finds the monotony of marriage hard to handle as he faces his lustful urges. Most offensive is the sense you get watching it that, despite his obvious infidelity, Rock's husband character will clearly mend things with his boring wife with a Full House-style morality moment, where we learn that it's not really cheating as long as you don't get your dick wet. Judging from the preview, it would clearly be far more fulfilling, and probably more forgivable, to actually cheat on your spouse than to escort them to this crap.
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