December 3, 2006 - December 9, 2006 Archives
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The final trailer for 300 has hit the "net," more slow-motiony than ever. And seeing Spartan warriors move across your screen with the same velocity as Grandma petting her cat(s) really helps you realize, man, those guys had some gay outfits. I know your society was built on a ... / Continue →
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Here is the poster for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Many of you may have seen this image before as the international warning symbol for Bohemian poison. Source... / Continue →
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A cartoon depiction of the misadventures of Pete Doherty is headed to television screens, according to the BBC. As if his life isn't enough of a cartoon already. He looks disgusting yet dates a supermodel and gets caught repeatedly with hard drugs, sprays people with blood, and i... / Continue →
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Holy technology! The new poster for Ghost Rider changes from the face of Nicolas Cage to a flaming skull as you walk past it to see a better movie! Source... / Continue →
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Fancy yourself a graphic designer? Well, you arrogant bastard, I've got a challenge for you. The makers of Factory Girl are hosting a contest to design a new poster for the film, desperately hoping this will make someone overlook the poor performances and decide to see it. If y... / Continue →
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This image from a Ratatouille storybook and viewer provides us with two important pieces of information. 1. Aside from the rats, the movie also stars animated versions of young Martin Short, midget Raul Julia and slightly-less-alien Illeana Douglas. 2. The viewer has 3 (three... / Continue →
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If we can trust the Indian media (we can't), my claims that Mr. Fantastic may have erred in designing the Fantasticar with only three seats may be false. News agency Rediff claims it will be Dodge designing the in-movie car, with the automaker paying over a million dollars to h... / Continue →
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Moviehole reports that Short Circuit, the high-tech '80s comedy that made it okay for Fisher Stevens to mock Indians, is the next in line for an updated modern remake, and absolutely no one knows why. Fact Circuit: It's kind of awesome when Johnny 5 gets the gold coating at the ... / Continue →
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Left: The poster for Venus, starring Peter O'Toole. Right: Mummy of Ramses II with ascot, cartoon eyes, and hair of Andy Warhol. Source... / Continue →
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In this poster for the remake of The Hitcher, we learn why this guy's not a very good murdering hitchhiker. First of all, in order to best attract your "mark," an extended thumb is generally preferred over a menacing, blood-drenched hand hanging limply at your side. Another rul... / Continue →
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See! A new trailer for Hot Fuzz, from the creators of Shaun of the Dead. If my desire to see this movie were a pictograph, it would be at least six-and-a-half pictures. And the picture? Probably this awesome drawing I made of a giant dragon slam dunking over Michael Jordan, Lar... / Continue →
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With a flagrant disregard for proper eyebrow maintenance, Daniel Radcliffe won't be in your Tiger Beat this month. Luckily for his fans, he was in a preview of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix aired on ABC Family this weekend. Ten-year-old girls and pedophiles have alr... / Continue →
