Nov 10 2006Spider-Man 3 Trailer
If you were unfortunate enough to miss I Love the '70s Part 7, Road Rules vs. Real World Double Dare or whatever that bullshit is, and the forty other Viacom programs that aired the new Spider-Man 3 trailer last night, you're in luck--it's online! Like a Lil' Kim outfit, the trailer continues the tradition of showing us the entire tit while still covering the nipple (in this case, the nipple being Venom rather than an actual nipple). The question remains whether simple girlish bashfulness or a horribly botched boob operation accounts for the modesty. When the film is released, will we be staring into the areolas of a perky young girl, still pink as a spring blossom, or the scarred-up glands of a porn star, staring in unnatural directions like the critical gaze of Columbo? It's still hard to say. Sometimes you just have to take her home, turn out the lights and hope it's not a man.
See it in better quality here.
Reader Comments
1. Masterless - November 10, 2006 12:04 PM
Sorry folks but I can guarantee that Venom will not be shown in this installment. Unless you consider a 10 second post conclusion shot of whoever becomes Venom jumping towards the camera.
2. PunjabPete - November 10, 2006 1:48 PM
LOL
Tell them the whole thing if you are gonna tell them anything at all....
whoever = Topher Grace...
3. Proteon - November 10, 2006 6:35 PM
Flick looks great - let's please GOD let this movie die as a trilogy.
4. sinbad - November 12, 2006 9:38 PM
"showing us the entire tit while still covering the nipple"
Kind of reminds me of all of those Hong Kong softcore films from the early 90s starring Amy Yip! She built her entire career (such as it was) on her disproportionately large breasts, yet technically she never showed them completely. Ahh, memories...