Spider-Man 3 Trailer
If you were unfortunate enough to miss I Love the '70s Part 7, Road Rules vs. Real World Double Dare or whatever that bullshit is, and the forty other Viacom programs that aired the new Spider-Man 3 trailer last night, you're in luck--it's online! Like a Lil' Kim outfit, the trailer continues the tradition of showing us the entire tit while still covering the nipple (in this case, the nipple being Venom rather than an actual nipple). The question remains whether simple girlish bashfulness or a horribly botched boob operation accounts for the modesty. When the film is released, will we be staring into the areolas of a perky young girl, still pink as a spring blossom, or the scarred-up glands of a porn star, staring in unnatural directions like the critical gaze of Columbo? It's still hard to say. Sometimes you just have to take her home, turn out the lights and hope it's not a man.
See it in better quality here.