New Harry Potter Teaser Trailer

November 21, 2006 Comments

The new trailer for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix brings the characters of the Potter universe into such realistic cityscapes and modern clothing, it's enough to make you dream wizards and magic might really exist in our world. Assuming you're very, very stupid.

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