Nov 16 2006First Order of the Phoenix Poster
Behold, the first poster for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, featuring a looming image of Voldemort warning that "You will lose everything." A bit disappointing for a first poster, but we can surely expect a few more from such a big picture, continuing the "lose everything" theme with the taglines: "Specifically, your keys. You'll lose your keys. And you'll already be running really late for something," followed by "Did you check between the couch cushions? Really? Jeez-oh-peez. Oh, I got it. How about your jacket pockets?" And finally ending with, "You should keep a spot near the door where you always place them. I have a little hook thingy where I hang mine. I think it's from Ikea. I'll look it up when I get home and shoot ya over an email."
Reader Comments
1. FernLaplante - November 16, 2006 2:56 PM
I think Voldemort is referring to losing one's eyesight and potentially their lunch when they watch Daniel Radcliffe's full frontal seen in Equus.
2. Adaptive Designs - November 19, 2006 4:31 AM
I am still laughing and a read your post about this last night.