Nov 10 2006David Lynch: Still Crazy
In order to promote Laura Dern's performance for an Oscar in his new film, Inland Empire, David Lynch sat with a real cow at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. and La Brea in Hollywood. I would have missed it, but luckily two douche bags were on the scene hamming it up, pretending they were discovering it for the first time.
So why the cow? "Without cheese," a sign reads, "there would be no Inland Empire." The director later clarified, "Cheese is made from milk. You get it?" Man, I haven't gotten it since Twin Peaks.

Reader Comments
1. Proteon - November 10, 2006 6:44 PM
Millions of years from now levels of archeological digs will reveal thousands nay millions of cell phones and this whole generation will be laid bare in audio and lame overcompressed video which obviously our culture will by then be able to dissimilate. They will be embarrased for us. I am embarrased now.
2. Praz - November 16, 2006 10:31 AM
You paint a bleak future for humanity.