Nov 14 2006Beyonce and Eva Longoria Might Kiss!
Writer/director Sofia Coppola has plans to adapt the novel Tipping the Velvet, the story of a lesbian musician and her lover, into a feature film, and now Eva Longoria and Beyonce Knowles are in talks to star.
"We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," Beyonce said.Longoria added: "Yes it's true, we're talking about doing that. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."
Eva Longoria and Beyonce as lesbian lovers? Aww, damn! Daaaaaaamn! Awwww, daaaaaaaaamn! Aw-damn! Aw-damn! Awwwwwww, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Daaaaaaaaaaamn! Aww, daaaaaamn! Now high fives.
UPDATE: Eva Longoria has since denied the rumor, meaning that if we want to see the two kiss, we'll have to rely on the old college method: vodka shots and persistent verbal encouragement.

Reader Comments
1. Praz - November 14, 2006 4:58 PM
Pinch me, this is too good to be true.
2. Superevil - November 14, 2006 11:00 PM
Who cares? They're both nasty.
3. Yudonomi - November 15, 2006 12:57 AM
You're late, Longoria denied this rumor a couple of days ago.
4. Kg - November 15, 2006 4:40 PM
#2: agreed. I still have nightmares after seeing longoria without her make-up... *shudders*
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