Venom's Head Maybe?

October 25, 2006 Comments

A prototype of Venom's head from Spider-Man 3 has turned up as what appears to be a mud golem, ready to protect Jewish nerds worldwide. In the comics, Venom was most often portrayed as having a great fanged jaw with a thick, slimey tongue spiraling outward. This one has sort of big lips. It's really more of a threat to Meg Ryan than Spider-Man.

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