October 23, 2006

Transformers Protoforms Images

In the form of toy packaging, the first look at the protoforms of Optimus Prime and Starscream have revealed themselves on this messageboard thanks to the intrepid journalist Puma King, long-considered to be both the Woodward and Bernstein of toy packaging. If you're so naive as to not know what a Transformer protoform is, it's how the alien robots looked before scanning our vehicles and somehow switching into robots that could transform into Earth cars instead of alien cars or whatever they were before, you idiot. If Optimus Prime were Michael Jackson, this would be how he looked in the Jackson Five era, thereby making his later semi-truck form a child molester.

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