Oct 13 2006"The Messengers" Trailer Has Its Own Terms
I tried to watch the trailer for The Messengers, the newest from horror directors the Pang Brothers, but Apple goes and tells me it's only viewable between 10:00 PM and 5:00 AM. What the F, Apple? You think it's too adult and intense to be viewed during the day? Well, how's this: butt-fuck, dick-pony, horse-vagina, urethra-lube. That's viewable 24/7, so you might as well go ahead and show me the fucking trailer, because that's not going anywhere. And I'll be too drunk by 10:00 to understand it. :(
See it on "their time" here.
Reader Comments
1. therecluse - October 13, 2006 5:27 PM
sometimes I doubt you, I watch stuff guy, but you've just completed redeemed yourself.
Hi-larious!
2. TheManInWhite - October 13, 2006 5:38 PM
^Agreed
Good show, you fucking asshole.
3. captainwalker - October 13, 2006 6:28 PM
It would be so hot if there was any reason to believe this would stop you from linking to Apple so often. Alas.
4. TetterkeT - October 13, 2006 10:38 PM
That trailer is so not worth the effort it took for me to change my system clock to 10PM and refresh the page.
5. Kg - October 14, 2006 7:59 PM
I watched the trailer and it wasn't that scary, but then again I was watching it without sound...
I have to give the guys who made the trailer an applause, though; It takes a genius to reveal the movie's beginning, middle and end in such short time!
6. Praz - October 20, 2006 2:56 PM
Nice trick, TetterkeT. I hate when a trailer is introduced as based on truth (White Noise, T Haunting of Emily Rose, etc). Still, this trailer looks decent; even if the movie is just an amalgam of "The Grudge" and "The Others."